Japanese TV show into English 【DOWNTOWN】

This is Zeta.

I would like to translate some Japanese TV into English.
This show is about a game that if you laugh, you have to be punished.

This show is broadcast on the end of year and very famous in Japan.

There is a doll in a cage and the doll look like Housei.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7u2n9B2jLk

Japanese

人形：おい、オマエたち。俺をこの狭い鉄の檻の中から出してくれ。俺をこの狭い鉄の檻の中から出してくれ。
方正：え、何？
人形：この世に蘇った俺は呪いの人形。アイム方正。今から地獄をみせてやる。アハハハ！
アナウンス：方正、松本、アウト！
方正：なんで？なんで俺、アウトなん？痛！！ちょっと待って。なんで俺、アウトなん？笑ってないけど。
人形：この世に蘇った俺は呪いの人形。アイム方正。今から地獄をみせてやる。アハハハ！
アナウンス：方正、遠藤、アウト！
遠藤：こいつが笑ってるから
方正：いたたたた
松本：鍵を開けないと
方正：いたたたた　(檻に電流が流れている)
人形：この世に蘇った俺は呪いの人形。アイム方正。今から地獄をみせてやる。アハハハ！
方正：うあああ
アナウンス：浜田、アウト！
方正：ケツが切れる

English

Doll：Hey, you. Get me out of this small iron cage. Get me out of this small iron cage.
Housei：What?
Doll：I am a cursed doll who just relived in this world. I am Housei. I will show you the hell. Ahaa!
Announcement：Housei, Matsumoto, out!
Housei：How come I am out. Ouch! Wait. How come I am out. I didn’t laugh at all.
Doll：I am a cursed doll who relived in this world. I am Housei. I will show you the hell. Ahaa!
Announcement：Housei, Endo, out!
Endo：Because this doll laughed.
Housei：Ouch!
Matsumoto：We have to unlock it.
Housei：Ouch! (Electric current is flowing around the cage.)
Doll：I am a cursed doll who relived in this world. I am Housei. I will show you the hell. Ahaa!
Housei：Ahhh.
Announcement：Hamada, out!
Housei：My ass is about to be cut.

If you want me to translate Japanese TV show into English,
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