Japansese comedy into English 【Punish Housei】

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I would like to translate Japanese comedy into English.
This show is about if you laugh, you have to be punished.

Housei disguises in pervert and try to make everyone laugh.
But Matsumoto has 10 minites Team responsibility card which means if one laughs, everyone excepts Matsumoto will be punished.
Now, Housei is in a big trouble.

Japanese

Endo：それはやめましょ。
Matsumoto：いや、ほんまほんま。
Hamada：違うヤツつけたら？
Matsumoto：相性もあるかもしれんけど。
Endo：このキャラクターはダメです。
Hamada：これはほんまに怖いわ。
Matsumoto：変質者感が増したな。
Announcement：松本、浜田、遠藤、田中、アウト。
Matsumoto： 山崎、やめて。
Hamada： 遠藤はまだわろてるで。
Announcement：遠藤、アウト。
Endo：ちょっとやめてください。
Matsumoto：なんやねんな、その恰好。
Endo：探偵ですよ、僕たち。
Matsumoto：あいつ、ちょっとダメよね。
Announcement：遠藤、アウト。松本、アウト。
Matsumoto：は～い。
Endo：これはまずいですよ。
Matsumoto：10分間連帯責任カードを使います！
Announcement：10分間連帯責任カード発動されました。只今より10分間連帯責任カードスタート。
Housei：いやや、いやや。なんで笑わせなあかんの？
Endo：変な話、そんな面白くなかったです。
Housei：笑ってたやん、めちゃくちゃ。
Endo：ほんま、あまり面白くなかったです。
Housei：ちょっと、なんでメガネかけなあかんの？
Matsumoto：大丈夫。もうわろてるし、普通に。
アナウンス：松本以外、アウト。
Housei：笑ってないやん。
Tanaka：そうなるでしょ。

English

Endo：Please stop that.
Matsumoto：He is right.
Hamada：Try different glasses on?
Matsumoto：They may suit him or not.
Endo：I can’t stand this character.
Hamada：This is freaking me out.
Matsumoto：The glasses are making that pervert look worse.
Announcement：Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out.
Matsumoto： Yamazaki, stop fooling around.
Hamada： Endo is still laughing.
Announcement：Endo, out.
Endo：Please stop.
Matsumoto：What kind of the costume is this?
Endo：We are private detectives, for God’s sake.
Matsumoto：He is unstoppable.
Announcement：Endo, out. Matsumoto, out
Matsumoto：Hi!
Endo：This is really bad for him.
Matsumoto：I will use 10 minutes team responsibility card.
Announcement：10 minutes team responsibility card has activated. From now on, 10 minutes team responsibility card has started.
Housei：No, no. why do I have to make you laugh?
Endo：To be weired , it was not very funny.
Housei：You were laughing a lot, weren’ t you?
Endo：Frankly, it was not very funny.
Housei：Wait. Why do I put these glasses on?
Matsumoto：You will be fine. You are laughing already.
アナウンス：Everyone except Matsumoto, out.
Housei：I didn’t laugh at all.
Tanaka：You could expect that.

To be continued as below with English subtitle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qErYwzlFcJo

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